笑读巴菲特和芒格

“You can tell us apart because he can hear and I can see.”

你们分得清我们俩，因为他能听见，我能看见。—— 巴菲特

“You have to marry the best person that will have you.”

你得娶那个愿意要你的人里最好的那个。—— 芒格

“Often moths come out when I pull out my billfold.”

我掏钱夹的时候，常常会飞出蛾子来。—— 巴菲特

“Why aren't you at work?”

那你怎么没在上班？—— 巴菲特

“When you get to be 87, people stand and applaud at the start because they're not sure whether you're going to be around at the end.”

等你到了八十七岁，大家都会在一开头就站起来鼓掌——因为他们不确定你能不能撑到结尾。—— 巴菲特

“Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut.”

别问理发师你要不要理发。—— 巴菲特

“That's a little like saving up sex for your old age.”

那有点像把性生活攒到老年。—— 巴菲特

“Here lies the oldest man that ever lived.”

这儿躺着有史以来最长寿的人。—— 巴菲特

“My name's Warren. I'm an aeroholic.”

我叫沃伦，我是个航空瘾君子。—— 巴菲特